![]() She was not so much a well-rounded character as a two-dimensional Tomby Spice designed solely to appeal to 14-year-old boys. ![]() ![]() They were respectively 100 and 117 minutes of Angelina Jolie doing a series of pointless backflips to a Bontempi cover version of Firestarter, making a noise like Liz Hurley choking on a shoelace. ![]() 2001's Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and 2003's Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life were, without any exaggeration, completely devoid of merit. And so, with a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that a new Tomb Raider movie is already in its early stages.Īccording to CVG, Crystal Dynamics is working with GK Films to bring Croft and her inexplicable fondness for raiding tombs back to the big screen.Īnyone who's ever tried to sit through either of the previous two Tomb Raider films will no doubt feel a surge of anxiety. Now that Lara Croft – everyone's favourite 1990s, triangular-headed, uncomfortably-objectified archaeologist – has been reborn in a new Tomb Raider game, it is only a matter of time before someone decides to reinvigorate the bad old movie franchise as well.
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